The craze in foodbanks that is sweeping across the UK isn't all it seems to be. Check it out in the new Private Eye magazine this week - #1341. Still just £1.50! You can't buy a jar of coffee for that.
Below is an extra moment we couldn't fit into the report.
The allocation list used to ration the food isn't set in stone. Fussy eaters who prefer Cornflakes to Weetabix are even tolerated to a degree.